oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?
if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
This post fucked me up.I don’t get it
Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S
my weapon of choice during school yard fights
(via snOMG 2014 - Doppler)
These nail polish flowers are absolutely amazing!
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